I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me. — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
Yeah, this is what I think was a quality of movies, is you're in a group of people. You're sharing something with people. Whether… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
The first time I met Prince he invented me to his birthday party in Minneapolis. It was a costume party and I came as… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I think the first time I was on The David Letterman Show, he didn't quite know what to expect. I think people generally are… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I've always been very interested in ensemble work. One reason why I don't go out and do a stand-up act is that I did… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
In my experience I haven't met too many uptight black people. I'm sure they're out there. Like I'm some big authority and I've lived… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
When I was about five my dad built a stage for me in our basement. A full stage, with a curtain, a backdrop and… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I remember one play [when I was kid] was about this murderous mad scientist, and my whole part was to be the guy who… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I'd love to work with Francis Ford Coppola. I met Coppola on an airplane. — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
It's the most natural progression for me to becoming a singing sensation next. And so many people have offered to be on it. Eddie… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
Look at me, I'm getting defensive about something that happened so many years ago, somebody said. I'll have to find out who that was… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
The original suit was designed by a guy named Mr. Jay from Hollywood. But nowadays I'm having the suit duplicated. At this point I… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
![“I remember one play [when I was kid] was about this murderous mad scientist, and my whole part was to be the guy who got thrown into a vat of acid as the curtain went up. I was very pissed off at these older kids; they'd outsmarted me.” quote by Paul Reubens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/2fe/paul-reubens-11776_acid_i-remember-one-play-when-i-was-kid-was-a_316937.jpg)
