“What’s that thing when someone gets a knock on the head and suddenly can’t remember anything about himself?’ Death,’ said the barman, his face a mask of disapproval.” — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
“They looked up. Someone with a face and apron that said ‘barman’ in seven hundred languages was standing over them, a wine jug in each hand. "No women in here," he went on. "Why not?" said Nobby. "No women asking… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image