We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock. — Dave Allen Copy Share Image
We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to… — Dave Allen Copy Share Image
How could I have not known about Ume? An Austin trio fronted by a whirling dervish of singer guitarist who in the standard PR… — Dave Allen Copy Share Image
Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers. — Dave Allen Copy Share Image
If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. — Dave Allen Copy Share Image
I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things. — Dave Allen Copy Share Image
It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand — Dave Allen Copy Share Image
