Unwritten rule of life: If you're in a hurry someone slow will always manage to end up in front of you. — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
It annoys me when people act like you're worthless if you're not a college graduate. The reality is the most successful people in the… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
I always find it ironic that dramatic people's conversations revolve around how dramatic someone is..run in circles much? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook mobile, Please update your app and fix all the glitches. Your app has more issues than my last relationship. Sincerely, Me and… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Being loyal and real isn't easy. Why do you think the majority of people are fake? Most are terrified of confrontation which is why… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
No judgment can hurt you when you realize someone is judgmental because it's a reflection of their own insecurities. — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you walk into a public restroom and the guy at the urinal has his shorts to his ankles and his… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
If you rock Gucci and get welfare checks you need to get your priorities straight. — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Makes me laugh how every rapper goes around sayin things like, I fucked yo bitch…umm since when was getting sloppy seconds a cool thing? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
If you make a fake profile posing as a girl and add people to spy on them you should maybe invest in a social… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
