The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they use! It's being outrageous for the sake of being outrageous. I can't watch it. It turns… — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone. — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
A great NOW will be a great WAS! A bad NOW will always be a bad WAS, and all you can hope for is… — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.' — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
“What it boiled down to is the strength to be able to say, 'I don't want to think about it.' Thinking negatively is the… — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song. — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to have a goal - I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that… — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they… — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
