“While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
“I'm hungry for a juicy life. I lean out my window at night and I can taste it out there, just waiting… — Brigid Lowry Copy Share Image
Gene told me the next day that I got it wrong. But he was not in a taxi, after an evening of… — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
When you turn out the light, I've got to hand it to me. Looks like it's you and me again tonight Rosie. — Jackson Browne Copy Share Image
“No, she doesn't look like she's from anywhere near Central, does she? You a dirt-muncher too, newbie, fresh off the farm? Or… — Lara Morgan Copy Share Image
“Hey, I'm still the walking wounded, you know," he protested. "You were shot on the other side," Rosie said drily. "And since… — Lara Morgan Copy Share Image
The character of Rosie is based on a woman who used to live in the same apartment building I lived in many… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
The prostitute journalist is a familiar and well-understood figure in the Middle East, and Saddam Hussein's regime made lavish use of the… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Later, when I was at Caesar's Palace, and [Joe and Gil Cates] were trying to get me to have opening acts for… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
I was looking through a newspaper and it was an audition for 'Kids Say the Darndest Things,' so I tried out. One… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Feminist comedy,' practically an oxymoron, had a couple of good years after WWII. Chalk it up to the forced female autonomy that… — Grace Slick Copy Share Image
To the world's most perfect woman. It was lucky my father was not present. Perfect is an absolute that cannot be modified,… — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
“Up the narrow stairs and into the kitchen. Rosie's mother looked around and made a face as if to indicate that it… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
You can't have Rosie on The View and Elton John packing Mom and Pop in at Caesars Palace and gay people all… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
I really appreciate people like Rosie coming out and saying I've inspired them. — Wanda Jackson Copy Share Image
Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing. — David Thorne Copy Share Image
Dachshunds have their own agenda and can be stubborn about seeing their plans through to completion. What Rosie lacked in consistency, she… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you've inherited your mother's brains. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Did Berg teach you?' Orson says. 'No,' I say. He never taught me anything but fear.” — Caragh M. O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Dean ‘Ruckus’ Cole was a different kind of asshole to Baron ‘Vicious’ Spencer. He fucked you over with a polite smile on… — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
The mainstream needs Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell. The mainstream needs RuPaul. — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
