We'll be perfect roommates as long as you never touch anything of mine and leave the second my friends come over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
I'm a typical college girl; I love to shop and gossip with my roommates about boys and whatnot. — Alicia Sacramone Copy Share Image
One of my college roommates was into The Police, and I got to like them. But I hear one of the guys… — Jeff Van Gundy Copy Share Image
Note to self: NEVER do random roommates again. I always get stuck with the most disgusting, disrespectful, ignorant people they can find. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I moved out to Los Angeles, I did what a lot of people my age do: I found some roommates and… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
I'm going to do everything I'm supposed to do - except roommates. No roommates. I quietly paid for my own room on… — Shaun Livingston Copy Share Image
When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
When I was modeling in Japan, I could blend in a little because of my hair, but my roommates with blonde hair… — Emmanuelle Vaugier Copy Share Image
I was the guy who didn't get a cool little apartment. I took one for the team. I liked having the place… — Adam Granduciel Copy Share Image
I've been struggling so long with my career that I haven't been in a position to invite a woman into my life.… — Colin Egglesfield Copy Share Image
I don't see my artist friends as any more neurotic or addiction-prone than the others. The roommates I have had who were… — Russell Smith Copy Share Image
The dangers of TATP bombs can be seen in the case of Matthew Rugo and Curtis Jetton, 21-year-old roommates in Texas City,… — Peter Bergen Copy Share Image
“The thing is, it's really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs--if yours are really… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
“One of my roommates, Rafael, he's an expert on monsters. Not that he talks about them. I can just tell. People who… — Benjamin Alire Sáenz Copy Share Image
I'm not really the star of 'Sugar.' I'm co-starring with two other girls, Marianne Black and Didi Carr. We play roommates in… — Barbi Benton Copy Share Image
Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs. — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“Speaking of banging, when’s McSailor getting home?” Kirsten’s smirk was the size of Texas. Sophie had to smile. “Crude. You’re crude, roomie.” — Jennifer Lane Copy Share Image
“There was something unquestioning about her roommates’ lives, an assumption of certainty that fascinated her, so that they often said, “Let’s go… — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
Last year I picked up the New York Times and there was a story about a kid from Dartmouth who was bragging… — Studs Terkel Copy Share Image
If you live in a family or have five roommates, there's some sort of reality check, but when you live alone, there's… — Claire Messud Copy Share Image
Because I'm always away, coming home to a clean house means a lot to me. Trust me, I've lived with a lot… — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
“Don't see me as a girl. See me as a buddy of yours or something." He cast his eyes downward and didn't… — Stephanie Witter Copy Share Image
Honestly, before I started working at the comic shop, I was not a huge comic reader. I grew up reading 'Archie' and… — Kate Leth Copy Share Image
I admire people's marriages, and I think it's a wonderful thing to have, but I don't think it's the only way to… — Linda Ronstadt Copy Share Image
When people ask me what I miss most about the game, it's being in the locker room and getting to know the… — Earl Monroe Copy Share Image
There are reports that President Obama and his family may move to New York City after his term is over. Unfortunately, the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“Lester and I have gotten to know each other and are slowly getting used to living together. We’ve had all the conversations… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“Believe me, I knew you enjoyed it without voicing it that way. It was like your body screamed for me to take… — Stephanie Witter Copy Share Image
For years, I believed that anything worth doing was worth doing early. In graduate school, I submitted my dissertation two years in… — Adam Grant Copy Share Image
“Twice I'd come home as they were finishing, and, honestly, I cannot think of a lonelier sound on a Saturday night than… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
When people are like, 'College! Oh my God! Ultimate freedom!' I didn't feel that way. My roommates were loving hitting the town,… — Emily Ratajkowski Copy Share Image
