“As a kid, I thought the song Auld Lang Syne was called Old Man's Eye. I like my version better.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“If an artist can occupy the void of artistry while simultaneously parodying its iconography, they can have their metaphorical cake and cannibalise its crumbs… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Leaches Ten Tall by Stewart Stafford Don't play this game with me, Predatory whelk of tide pools, Taint me as Rigoletto to a bawd,… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Being an immigrant is not a status but a state of mind. It doesn’t stop when you “assimilate” or “integrate” or when you go… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Pathological liars lie most often to themselves about their ability to fool others. They think they're geniuses at it when most people see through… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“For even in the pit of darkness, the beacon of humanity can always shine through.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Season's Greetings by Stewart Stafford Season's Greetings To those we are needing, While I am leading The Festive charge. Christmas love is fleeting, The… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“If anyone ever reported my death incorrectly, I'd confirm it was true on Twitter and that I was tweeting through a Ouija board.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Fortunately, most of our vital physiological functions are involuntary, as some amongst us would forget them.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Life is an endless trial and death its certain verdict, but there are many recesses to enjoy before then.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“The problem with 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend,' is that once the common enemy is gone, you usually end up fighting… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“The bravest thing David Bowie ever did was to go on stage after Queen at Live Aid.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
