“The Perfectionist pushed Tom onto her bed. She took off his shirt. She took off his shoes and his socks. She took off his pants. She took off his boxers. With most guys the Perfectionist would stop there. She didn’t.… — Andrew Kaufman Copy Share Image
“Perhaps one of the hardest things about having kids is realizing that you love them more than your wife. that it's possible to love… — Andrew Kaufman Copy Share Image
“Are these affairs an attempt to figure out who you are?" "Maybe..." "And you think that everyone else knows this? That they know who… — Andrew Kaufman Copy Share Image
“It’s true most superheroes have funny names. But they have to come up with these names by themselves. Think about how hard it is.… — Andrew Kaufman Copy Share Image
There are two ways to get rid of an anxiety monster,my friend-you either have a bath or a nap. — Andrew Kaufman Copy Share Image
“He knocks on doors and stands there. You’d be surprised how few doors get answered” — Andrew Kaufman Copy Share Image
“The Sloth would sit on his couch, paralyzed by all the things he wasn't taking care of. Then one day, a Wednesday, he just… — Andrew Kaufman Copy Share Image
“I don't remember a single monster before I met you.' he'd told Amphibian. 'Now they seem to be all over the place.' 'You mean… — Andrew Kaufman Copy Share Image
“But I'm here to tell you that nothing could be further from the truth. Your soul is a living, breathing, organic thing. No different… — Andrew Kaufman Copy Share Image
“Why do bad things happen to good people?' 'Because it makes a good story.” — Andrew Kaufman Copy Share Image
“No one gets found in love. Everyone gets lost in it, Because love is overwhelming. Its beyond your control. You have to relinquish control… — Andrew Kaufman Copy Share Image
“We are now, all of us, cinematographers for the movie of our own lives. Not the star. Not the director. Not even the writer.” — Andrew Kaufman Copy Share Image
