Retirement jokes Quotes by A. A. Milne

In the quiet hours when we are alone and there is nobody to tell us what fine fellows we are, we come sometimes upon…

— A. A. Milne

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

— A. A. Milne

Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard.

— A. A. Milne

This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.

— A. A. Milne

Pooh looked at his two paws. He knew that one of them was the right, and he knew that when you had decided which…

— A. A. Milne

I found a little beetle, so that beetle was his name

— A. A. Milne

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing

— A. A. Milne

“Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.”

— A. A. Milne

How sweet to be a Cloud. Floating in the Blue!

— A. A. Milne

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with…

— A. A. Milne

For one person who dreams of making fifty thousand pounds, a hundred people dream of being left fifty thousand pounds.

— A. A. Milne

You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say.

— A. A. Milne