My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators. — David Spade Copy Share Image
“Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Keep the town for occasions, but the habits should be formed in retirement. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Sugar Ray Leonard's retirements last about as long as Elizabeth Taylor's marriages. — Bob Arum Copy Share Image
I don't look at my pension. It's not as big as yours so it doesn't take as long. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I plan to retire at 50. When I'm done, I ain't touching no more keyboards. — Tay Keith Copy Share Image
I always likened retirement to falling off a cliff, and then you have to kind of brush yourself off. — Steve Young Copy Share Image
I have no intention of retiring. Even my blood sugar is better when I'm working. — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I've declined every congressional benefit I could decline, federal health insurance, the retirement program, the 403(b) program, which I think is overly… — Scott Rigell Copy Share Image
Germany, I think, was first to substitute a Social Security program for its elderly based on this premise, that is, that we… — John Shadegg Copy Share Image
What you should do is wait until the end of each month, and then say, "OK, how much money do I have?… — Dan Ariely Copy Share Image
Americans will listen, but they do not care to read. War and Peace must wait for the leisure of retirement, which never… — Anthony Burgess Copy Share Image
Dana White came out very often in public saying I'm this and that; I'm sure it's also to play with my ego,… — Georges St-Pierre Copy Share Image
The Presidents plan to privatize Social Security would actually take away guaranteed benefits and put the promise of a secure retirement in… — Patty Murray Copy Share Image
In America, we make a promise to seniors: After a lifetime of working and contributing to this country, you'll earn the benefit… — Kirsten Gillibrand Copy Share Image
Great stories teach you something. That's one reason I haven't slipped into some sort of retirement: I always feel like I'm learning… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
Legitimately produced, and truly inspired, fiction interprets humanity, informs the understanding, and quickens the affections. It reflects ourselves, warns us against prevailing… — Henry Theodore Tuckerman Copy Share Image
Absolutely invest in retirement. You can always get a loan to get kids through school. I do not know of any loans… — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
“Many retirees—and those on the cusp of retirement—learned a harsh lesson in 2008. They need not have suffered that way if only… — Christopher K. Abts Copy Share Image
I am running for president to help create a better future. A future where everyone who wants a job can find one.… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
Look, we're trying to explore other options to your retirement," the whitecoat said. "You might be useful to us in other ways."… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
If I were retired I wouldn't know what to do because I'd have to think, well, now what is it I want… — Stan Lee Copy Share Image
Pleasure is to a woman what the sun is to the flower: if moderately enjoyed, it beautifies, it refreshes, and it improves;… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
Never mind that the new Visitors Center in Washington DC cost the taxpayers $621 million. Oh and that was ONLY $550 million… — Neal Boortz Copy Share Image
