Retirement Quotes · Page 25

I talked on my blog recently about "uncommon sense." Common sense is called "common" because it reflects cultural consensus. It's common sense…

— Theodora Goss

I want to abolish tags like 'comeback' and 'retirement' that are used to define every married female actor. What is the big…

— Karisma Kapoor

Although it may not be a castle, [it is the] functional equivalent of a hotel room, a vacation and retirement home or…

— John Paul Stevens

There are those to whom a sense of religion has come in storm and tempest; there are those whom it has summoned…

— Walter Scott

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

— Joan Rivers

You can imagine, if somebody's approaching retirement, and all of a sudden the funds that he or she is depending on is…

— Pat Robertson

As a chapter closes in your life, And a new one starts for you, May your years be filled with all the…

— John Walter Bratton

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which…

— Douglas Adams

The ex-Presidential situation has its advantages, but with them are certain drawbacks. The correspondence is large. The meritorious demands on one are…

— Rutherford B. Hayes

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not…

— Dwight L Moody

There's a growing trend of older Americans who are using marijuana in their retirement. That makes sense because old people are always…

— Jimmy Fallon

Legitimately produced, and truly inspired, fiction interprets humanity, informs the understanding, and quickens the affections. It reflects ourselves, warns us against prevailing…

— Henry Theodore Tuckerman

The current institutionally provided retirement plans will not cover people's needs upon retirement.

— Anonymous

BYU takes on defending national champion Florida State in the Pigskin Classic in Jacksonville, Fla., eight days after announcing that the 2000…

— LaVell Edwards

If retirement means laying on a beach and rubbing coco butter on your stomach, about 48 hours of that will be enough…

— Timothy Ferriss

Even though I've reached retirement age, I still plan to work - writing my investment newsletter, speaking at conferences, publishing books, and…

— Mark Skousen

Getting dragged, kicking and screaming out of the ring, begging for mercy from whomever it is that fires me, and never be…

— Chris Jericho

If you take care of the small things, the big things take care of themselves. You can gain more control over your…

— Emily Dickinson

Either the Baby Boomers are not going to have the retirement life that they expect or taxpayers are going to be hit…

— John C. Goodman

A 401(k) is essentially a basket of mutual funds intended to help people save for retirement.

— Mary Pilon

When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.

— Virginia Graham

[Ed Grimley] lives in a retirement home in New Jersey. It's called the Retirement Home in New Jersey for Characters Who Were…

— Martin Short

Retirement, it seems, is the final fling. The love boat, the trip-around-the-world.

— Klaus H. Carl

If public servants are freely allowed to take up lucrative post retirement jobs with companies to whom they have awarded contracts while…

— Prashant Bhushan

Do what you want to do, when you want to do it ... and not a moment sooner.

— Oprah Winfrey