Restaurants Quotes · Page 5

When [Julia Marie Pacino] was 5 or 6 years old, we were in an Italian restaurant, and these people came by the…

— Al Pacino

Their steaks are often good, but the lobsters-with claws the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger's forearms-are as glazed and tough as most of…

— Malcolm S Forbes

I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the…

— Ellen DeGeneres

“I could smell the food fill up my hunger before the order was even placed.”

— Phindiwe Nkosi

How many chefs do we know that prefer cooking for chefs than they do customers, yet customers are returning repeatedly and it's…

— Gordon Ramsay

I listen to the things people want out of love these days and they blow my mind. I go to the pub…

— Tana French

One of the best things I found out about Detroit is that bears have started returning to the city. When bears are…

— Eugene Mirman

“I started in our neighborhood, buying a pastrami burrito at Oki Dog and a deluxe gardenburger at Astro Burger and matzoh-ball soup…

— Aimee Bender

We closed the restaurant in New Orleans and brought the entire staff to San Francisco. But we had to go home.

— Paul Prudhomme

Writers get exactly the right amount of fame: just enough to get a good table in a restaurant but not enough so…

— Fran Lebowitz

I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it.

— Cloris Leachman

In Goodfellas they have this one scene where the camera goes down some steps and walks through a kitchen into a restaurant…

— Alex Cox

Why is it that I always seem to have the raunchiest conversations at the most family-friendly restaurants...

— Anonymous

L.A. has such great restaurants, from fancy spots to hole-in-the-wall, there is something for everybody.

— Baron Davis

You can't write about a horrible restaurant - if it's a Ma & Pa restaurant no one wants to see you kick…

— Robert Sietsema

Uber is efficiency with elegance on top. That’s why I buy an iPhone instead of an average cell phone, why I go…

— Travis Kalanick

I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja.

— Harris Wittels

I was a food tour guide - I took people on a tour to different restaurants in the area.

— Kelly Marie Tran

Nothing beats Delhi when it comes to food. It has some fantastic restaurants and street-food joints.

— Sidharth Malhotra

Colin Farrel was recently asked about prostitutes and he said, It's like ordering a pizza. Really? What restaurant is he going to?…

— Jay Leno

I did several interesting jobs, working in restaurants, I worked at a lab rat farm, feeding and watering all these rats. Then…

— Kevin J. Anderson

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

— Jackie Mason

When I can afford it, I'm very into organic food and I love going to restaurants that use organic produce and such.…

— Sprague Grayden

Mostly I enjoy the restaurants (my husband is a chef), though I wish we had a wider diversity of ethnic food.

— Poppy Z. Brite

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

— Woody Allen