To keep it 100, what kinda service I get determines if I tip for a sit down meal. TIPS are EARNED! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To be successful, keep looking tanned, live in an elegant building (even if you're in the cellar), be seen in smart restaurants… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that I always seem to have the raunchiest conversations at the most family-friendly restaurants... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
America gave me the opportunity to open successful restaurants, start a TV show, and write books. I can even fill an auditorium… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That beautiful moment when you're in a restaurant and you see your food coming then it turns out that it's going to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Editors may think of themselves as dignified headwaiters in a well-run restaurant but more often they operate a snack bar and expect… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper placemats with puzzles...… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Heaven has no taste." "Now-" "And not one single sushi restaurant." A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like sitting at outdoor restaurants; it would be nice to go someplace on the street and not worry about somebody taking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember being a young boy in Spain and watching my parents cook. We didn't go to a lot of restaurants because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a rhinoceros were to enter this restaurant now, there is no denying he would have great power here. But I should… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I die a little inside every time I see an old person alone at a restaurant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New York is a city of conversations overheard, of people at the next restaurant table (micrometers away) checking your watch, of people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let us go then, you and I, When the evening is spread out against the sky Like a patient etherised upon a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Lehme gedda uh' = I would like to order something from your fine establishment, but I have to make up my mind first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Simply put, dramatic irony is when a person makes a harmless remark, and someone else who hears it knows something that makes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a red head guy works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how bad you may feel, get up, show up, dress up, and never, ever give up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The brains of members of the Press departments of motion-picture studios resemble soup at a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under construction. They just show up out of nowhere. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should have a name for that moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Broken Window Theory: Consider a building with a few broken windows. If the windows are not repaired, the tendency is for vandals… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And by the same token, I appreciate math, because I can't do math. If I have to read a map or figure… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
