“You're certifiable, you do know that, yes?" Austin commented with a strange look. "Well, coming from the school's resident sociopath, I take that as high praise." "Don't make me get my pipe bombs." Oh God, he was actually joking with… — Chris O'Guinn Copy Share Image
“[upon hearing that the school received funding for the football field, but not for any of the arts] Well, we might never have another… — Chris O'Guinn Copy Share Image
“Austin stared at me in shock. “You’re going to get us both killed.” “At least we’ll die pretty,” I told him with a smirk.” — Chris O'Guinn Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t that I hated change so much as that nothing ever did change, so I didn’t know how to handle it.” — Chris O'Guinn Copy Share Image
“He was a sweet guy. Broken, clearly, but we all are, when you get right down to it.” — Chris O'Guinn Copy Share Image
“I'd been beaten before; I'd been humiliated; I'd been spit on and ostracized...all the things you should not have to know about when you… — Chris O'Guinn Copy Share Image
“Tentatively, I presented the idea of being naked with Austin to the gallery of my neuroses. It was a loud, raucous meeting. Sex-Drive was… — Chris O'Guinn Copy Share Image
“If I couldn't hide from [bullies], then the next best thing was to blind them with my glorious fabulousness.” — Chris O'Guinn Copy Share Image
“You're certifiable, you do know that, yes?" Austin commented with a strange look. "Well, coming from the school's resident sociopath, I take that as… — Chris O'Guinn Copy Share Image
![“[upon hearing that the school received funding for the football field, but not for any of the arts] Well, we might never have another Great American Novel or amazing musicals written by Americans, but at least we will always be able to toss a ball between some metal posts. Our priorities are right…” quote by Chris O'Guinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/117/chris-o-guinn-40849_amazing-music_upon-hearing-that-the-school-received-fu_14994.jpg)
![“Tentatively, I presented the idea of being naked with Austin to the gallery of my neuroses. It was a loud, raucous meeting. Sex-Drive was bouncing around like a child on Pixy Stix, saying "yes yes yes" over and over again. Vanity suggested that the things in the [safe sex] book would not improve…” quote by Chris O'Guinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0cd/chris-o-guinn-40849_quote_tentatively-i-presented-the-idea-of-bein_2144034.jpg)
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