New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
On behalf of every Republican and every Democrat in Congress, on behalf of the whole House, I want our friends in the… — Paul Ryan Copy Share Image
The imperial projects will continue, Wall Street will be unimpeded in its malfeasance and criminal activity, social programs will continue to be… — Chris Hedges Copy Share Image
I do have my ducks in line if I want to do it, but I'd love to see the Republicans pick somebody… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential hopeful, boxed former heavyweight champion of the world Evander Holyfield for charity. It was a horrible moment… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I expect the Republicans will enjoy a large bounce out of their convention. They're here wrapping themselves in the 9/11 flag, which… — Harold Ford, Jr Copy Share Image
The U.S. is re-establishing relations with Cuba. But before President Obama can lift the embargo, it will need approval from the Republican-controlled… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
America's demographic shift was obvious to everyone in the 2010 Census - but Republicans stubbornly rejected math, facts, and polls to their… — Christine Pelosi Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is a world-class con artist. He conned all these people that signed up for Trump University. Now he's trying to… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
The marketplace measurement in politics is something called an election. It's a pretty good barometer - it's transparent, it's numerical, it's objective.… — Tim Pawlenty Copy Share Image
People are familiar with 'the stick' of the Tea Party... challenging incumbents, flooding the phone lines. What they're not so much familiar… — Niger Innis Copy Share Image
“As for the Republicans -- how can one regard seriously a frightened, greedy, nostalgic huddle of tradesmen and lucky idlers who shut… — H.P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
I thought that conclusion that we leaped to right after the election, that has been disproven statistically so many times, I don't… — Steve King Copy Share Image
The Republicans had their shot not long ago to address the real needs and concerns of everyday Americans, and they blew it.… — Tim Pawlenty Copy Share Image
In my view, our approach to global warming exemplifies everything that is wrong with our approach to the environment. We are basing… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
“Companies made money and were beholden to stockholders; it was understandable if they tried to “cover their ass,” people told me. But… — Arlie Russell Hochschild Copy Share Image
Most Evangelicals claim to be politically non-partisan, and say they only identify with the Republican Party because the Republicans are committed to… — Tony Campolo Copy Share Image
The Republicans initially sort of saw George W. Bush as a blank canvas, didn't they? It seems like they interviewed him when… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
You have people talk about the media as a coequal branch when talking about Republicans. "You know, Republicans have to overcome the… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I am not a libertarian, and I fight very strongly against libertarian influence within the Republican Party and the conservative movement. — Rick Santorum Copy Share Image
This country is a one-party country. Half of it is called Republican and half is called Democrat. It doesn't make any difference.… — Hugh Downs Copy Share Image
During my life, I have had a few nightmares which happened to me while I was wide awake. One of them was… — Jackie Robinson Copy Share Image
The only difference I ever found between the Democratic leadership and the Republican leadership is that one of them is skinning you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As for the Republicans -- how can one regard seriously a frightened, greedy, nostalgic huddle of tradesmen and lucky idlers who shut… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if the Republican or the Democratic candidate wins the governorship [of Hawaii]. Either one is already in the kingdom. — Ed Silvoso Copy Share Image
I think Donald Trump is now kind of in love with the idea of becoming president of the United States. I think… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
How about if I had two people in the race? The number would've been twice as good. In other words, people with… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I would argue that growing up in a Republican area actually makes me a lot more of a viable candidate than someone… — MJ Hegar Copy Share Image
Senator Marco 'amnesty' Rubio, while proponents of immigration reform say the Florida Republican was quick to retreat when the going got tough. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
The great issues facing us today are not Republican issues or Democratic issues. The political parties can debate the means, but both… — Lee Iacocca Copy Share Image
It's time ... the Republican Party end the war on women they started. Whether it's the Blunt-Rubio amendment, personhood or attempts to… — Debbie Wasserman Schultz Copy Share Image
And I agree that the Democratic legislators in Massachusetts might have given some advice to Republicans in Congress about how to cooperate.… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Just because a black man is running the RNC doesn't mean black folks are going to, 'Oh, OK, I will be a… — Michael Steele Copy Share Image
“Please. If you were any more of a Republican, you'd be Attila the Hun.” “Really? He was a revolutionary, so that makes… — Declan Finn Copy Share Image
Republicans let this happen over and over, and there is never anyone to stick up for them. They spend too much time… — Johnny Ramone Copy Share Image
We shouldn't let the Republicans off the hook. Theodore Roosevelt, we learned from Jeff Cowan's new book, was just as bad as… — Jeffrey Rosen Copy Share Image
President Obama held a ceremony at the White House to celebrate the first night of Hanukkah. In response, Republicans said, 'It's even… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
What is happening to Donald Trump in terms of the way he's being reported on and cast with the media is the… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Marco Rubio said he was personally open over a long period of time to offering a path to citizenship for immigrants here… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image