Reno Quotes

23 quotes from 9 authors

If you’ve ever wondered why Reno feels like a quirky sibling to Las Vegas, these 23 snippets give a taste of that contrast—one jokes the Strip makes Reno look like a friendly grocery store, another recalls a cold night when a prowler chased a special girl through the streets.

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“Kiss me again, Cowboy”

Candis Terry

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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Johnny Cash

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I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times.

Natasha Leggero

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Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store.

Hunter S. Thompson

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'Reno' was originally going to be a sketch show, with the cops as a transitional element.

Robert Ben Garant

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We had a great run on 'Reno' - 87 episodes and a movie. Not too shabby.

Robert Ben Garant

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Improv kind of goes hand in hand with what I do. I was on 'Reno 911!' for six years, and that was…

Nick Swardson

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In Reno, there is always a bull market, never a bear market, for the stocks and bonds of happiness.

Virgilia Peterson

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“He had no idea what Jilly Lovitz would appreciate or not. And why the hell did her name have so many fucking…

Anne Stuart

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“What happened to you? Did you finally annoy someone enough to have them beat the shit out of you?”

Anne Stuart

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“Perfect Tommy: Pictures don't lie. Reno: The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way”

Earl Mac Rauch

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“It was a cold night in Reno, but that hadn’t kept the man from prowling through the neighborhoods near the university, looking…

Gary C. King

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[T]he harm [Clinton AG] Reno did to American national security in the fight against terror was incalculable.

Dick Morris

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I would like to work with Jean Reno, and I think it would be amazing to work with Jim Carrey. I would…

Thomas Sangster

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“She managed to finger-comb her hair into some kind of order, though it was a little too punk for her peace of…

Anne Stuart

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“A rumble gurgled through the space between them. "Was that you?" She looked down. "Was that me?" "That noise. It sounded like…

Candis Terry

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“The horse gave his arm a nudge when he reached to remove the headstall. With his large hand, he gave the animal…

Candis Terry

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We were going to do 'Reno 911!: New York, New York, Las Vegas,' which was like a 'Die Hard' set not in…

Robert Ben Garant

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I get inspired when I look at Tom Lennon, who did 'Reno 911!' for six seasons while writing huge movies and directing…

Scott Aukerman

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“But after it's all said and done, don't you want to grow old with your best friend? At the end of the…

Dannika Dark

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Super Troopers is hilarious. Everybody always thought we somehow - we did Reno way, way before any of us had seen Super…

Thomas Lennon

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Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.

Ted Nugent

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It's almost impossible to turn on the TV, surf the Internet, pick up a book, or just simply exist without being bitten…

Bryan Baeumler

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