Religion Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever's prayer.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A belief is an uneducated guess.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To be a prosperous pastor one needs: (1) a bible (2) a tailored suit; and (3) a few psychology books.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Culture, religion, and education, are conspiracies to standardize worldviews.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Miracles' rely on their observer’s ignorance. 'Perfection' relies on the observer’s failure to notice the observed’s defects.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Faith does not make things happen. It merely breeds perseverance; which helps one persist in making things happen.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Undesirable things that man can alter (e.g., his weight), he alters. Those that he cannot (e.g., his height), he calls the will…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“In a society where women are truly equal to men, a kid bred by a theist mother and an atheist father is…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director,…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life—if that territory really exists…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A moral judgment of abortion is the usage of a man-made ideology to judge a man-made technology.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“You cannot sensibly expect a starving 'God-fearing' man to honor the 8th commandment.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Though man needs to live to believe, he does not need to believe to live.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“In the Bible, a woman was made from a man. In real life, a man is made from a woman.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To be called insane: challenge convention. To be called possessed: challenge religion.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For the most difficult way to be retweeted, or, liked: be thought-provoking. For the easiest way: quote Oprah, or, the Bible.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana