I would you say 25-50 percent is the likelihood that my cause of death will be suicide. Not because I am depressive but because I don't attach any moral baggage to suicide, and I have no religion to hold me… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
Johnny Hart became much less funny after he found sobriety, and religion, around the same time. — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
I do not believe in public shaming. I do believe that young adults go to college to learn things, and that this process will… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is way worse than George W. Bush. George W. Bush is a fundamentally decent man of limited intelligence who surrounded himself with… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
My neighborhood is fairly white, yet the local middle school is all black. It is bad. It is very bad. — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
Donald Trump would never belong to a church that required a ten percent hit. He's too smart. — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
Editorials are editorials. They a supposed to have an opinion, even a very strong one. — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
I don't think the people of Chicago should be robbed of their birthright to be perennial losers. — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
The verb "Garland" should be created. It would mean to unfairly put a stinking albatross around someone's neck, to make him unemployable. — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
