I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung out with… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I'm nervous, that's when the most interesting things happen. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's trying hard… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with nature and living in the wild, which I just think is crazy. Imagine if a bear attacked you! That's an actual… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
Sometimes when Im nervous, thats when the most interesting things happen. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world.... — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radnor, down… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind. I don't… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
Working on 'Parks' was like heaven because everyone there was just intimidatingly intelligent and funny, and we would have these hilarious debates about really… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
'Chels-emojis' are in the works. I use emojis heavily in life, and I think a lot of people do. There are a number that… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
