I just think that beautiful people don't have it as hard, you know? They just don't know what rejection's like. That's why super models aren't good actresses, because they don't need anything. If someone is beautiful and she's needy, she's… — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of… — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never… — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid. — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for 'The Passion of the Christ'? I hate when the trailer gives away… — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
I just think that beautiful people don't have it as hard, you know? They just don't know what rejection's like. That's why super models… — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts. — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow. — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so… — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
People don't ask Andre Agassi, 'You know you're the No. 1 tennis player in the world... have you thought about polo?' — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way… — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
