The reason why those female celebrities are always in filthy moods is not because they're being hounded by men with massive cameras or because Ridley Scott cancelled their film. They just want to get their hands on a cheeseburger. — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
Left to their own devices, men would wear trainers with a pair of stonewashed jeans and would think nothing of throwing on a donkey… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
If you asked 100 women on the street who they'd like to be, I'm sure most of them would say Kirsty Wark or Germaine… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
If you meet a girl who says: 'Darling, what do you mean? Of course I wear suspenders. I've worn them all my life. I… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
Sex and the City: The Movie' - a bit like the All Saints comeback, and the return of the Jammy Dodger, it feels a… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
I don't want to be doing anything else, I just want to be with my family. — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
All my life, I have avoided any sort of exercise. I don't enjoy sweating and I think people who show off about having just… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
I am allergic to sweating. Seriously I get in shape by lying down. — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
I don't like ads: I'm too susceptible. I find myself in the supermarket buying Ronseal, and I don't even have a shed. — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
Being hummed at by someone with magic hands while they knead your neck is good for the soul, but it won't make you giggle… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
I couldn't tell you my wedding anniversary (although I seem to remember it was in June. Or maybe July. Definitely a month beginning with… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
