“It is true money will not buy you real happiness, but as a personal preference I would much rather have an angry strangle wank in the comfort of a private jet en route to Monte Carlo, than in a broom… — Ade Bozzay Copy Share Image
“All I want is for my kids to have a good sense of humour. They don't have to be funny, just need to be… — Ade Bozzay Copy Share Image
“In the beginning was the word, and that word was probably misconstrued by someone who then made it into a personal issue and started… — Ade Bozzay Copy Share Image
“Brussel Sprouts are bad for your health, Scientists have shown that everyone who ever ate a Sprout between the years 1762 and 1815 are… — Ade Bozzay Copy Share Image
“When the dancer only moves in a straight line but still manages to travel from one side of the stage to the other with… — Ade Bozzay Copy Share Image
“If you do not like to see me naked, Madam, I suggest you get a different bus in the mornings!” — Ade Bozzay Copy Share Image
“It is true money will not buy you real happiness, but as a personal preference I would much rather have an angry strangle wank… — Ade Bozzay Copy Share Image
“I feel sorry for Rick Astley, one day he is going to die and nobody will know about it for weeks because nobody will… — Ade Bozzay Copy Share Image
