A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers? — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I'm a big game show fan. When you're a poor person, you watch game shows. I don't think people realize that. Maybe everybody watches… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
You have to not worry or doubt or punish yourself. All the worry, doubt and punishment will not add one second to your life,… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Real people are good and grumpy. They're nice and mean. And I come from a nice and mean family. My mom was nice, and my dad was mean. So I would've served myself a lot better if Louie Lundgren would've blown up at some of the people he was talking to. I think it would've really served everybody better. We'd… — Louie Anderson Copy Share
My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd get in… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
We tried to make it more than just a cartoon. It was a cartoon, but we tried to make it more than it was to begin with. And I have 300,000 followers from Turkey, Romania, Poland, and places over there that love Life With Louie, where it was translated into their language. They love it. They are absolutely in love… — Louie Anderson Copy Share
Everyone always comes to one point in their life as an artist where you can either let your heart guide you or your ego. — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Everybody wanted to make it. One guy makes it. In a family when one guy makes it... 'Hey ain't you going to help us… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I have about 1,000 hours of myself on tape in a vault in Los Angeles. But I also have a photographic memory about my… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
