I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed. — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
You can't open anything after your 50. You have to wait 'til people stop by the house. 'Oh my God, I'm glad… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I live in California, the worst place in the world for fat people. There are three of us. They have us on… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I'm a big game show fan. When you're a poor person, you watch game shows. I don't think people realize that. Maybe… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I really try to have fun. If I don't have fun, you won't have fun. That's what my gift is: to relieve… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
My mother loved people and she loved conversation, and she loved to engage with people. She was a really fantastic person. You… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I'll tell you how you know when you're on something good: when everybody starts to tear up when they're leaving, when they're… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I was a terrible actor. But John Hughes liked me, and he encouraged me. I made him laugh, I guess is the… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Real people are good and grumpy. They're nice and mean. And I come from a nice and mean family. My mom was… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Your agent or manager tells you. They go, "You're out. They're gonna get a new guy." But then I didn't feel bad.… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I think what people were trying with me was to figure out who I was. They thought I was funny, but they… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Many people are laughing when they see me, but I'm playing Mrs.Baskets all pristine. I'm playing it not-Louie. I'm not being Louie.… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I think Splash made people realize that I was still alive, and I think I inspired a lot of people. I have… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Filming in Cloak & Dagger I was trying to get my Screen Actors Guild card. Everybody tries to get their SAG card… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
God and the universe said to me one day, "You're only going to get what's good for you." That's kind of how… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I'm a kid from Minnesota. I like seeing movie stars! So I'm there at The ivy, I've got my shrimp, Eddie Murphy… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I'm a big game show fan. When you're a poor person, you watch game shows. I don't think people realize that. Maybe everybody watches… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
You have to not worry or doubt or punish yourself. All the worry, doubt and punishment will not add one second to your life,… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Real people are good and grumpy. They're nice and mean. And I come from a nice and mean family. My mom was nice, and… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd get in… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
We tried to make it more than just a cartoon. It was a cartoon, but we tried to make it more than it was… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Everyone always comes to one point in their life as an artist where you can either let your heart guide you or your ego. — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Everybody wanted to make it. One guy makes it. In a family when one guy makes it... 'Hey ain't you going to help us… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I have about 1,000 hours of myself on tape in a vault in Los Angeles. But I also have a photographic memory about my… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
