Read A Book Quotes by Your Mom

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— Your Mom

That awkward moment when your texting your boyfriend and he says

— Your Mom

Every girl has there cinderella moment

— Your Mom

Sometimes your knight in shining armour is just some retard wrapped in tin foil

— Your Mom

Gret sex is good sex but bad sex is ur mom

— Your Mom

“You can't always watch a movie in class, you can read a book!”

— Your Mom

Omg!my purple ninja unicorns just got here and they stole my crayons! but don't worry. my mom is beating them up.

— Your Mom

Suck on this bitch

— Your Mom

“I am a dirty JEW.”

— your mom

I am your mom dont judge my mom cause I'm her daughter wutch means I'm also a mom I have a dog so dont…

— Your Mom