Sometimes your knight in shining armour is just some retard wrapped in tin foil — Your Mom Copy Share Image
Omg!my purple ninja unicorns just got here and they stole my crayons! but don't worry. my mom is beating them up. — Your Mom Copy Share Image
I am your mom dont judge my mom cause I'm her daughter wutch means I'm also a mom I have a dog so dont… — Your Mom Copy Share Image