Razor Inside Quotes by Jake Johannsen

Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.

— Jake Johannsen

If love was easy, there would be almost no music.

— Jake Johannsen

People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.

— Jake Johannsen

Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.

— Jake Johannsen