Ralph Wiggum Quotes

Ralph Wiggum: I paint with shapes.

— Alexander Calder

“nobody wants to go through life looking like Ralph Wiggum.”

— Scott Meyer

I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America. I'm Ralph Wiggum,…

— Ralph Wiggum

In ballet class, I felt like Ralph Wiggum.

— Josh Groban