Monica, I'm quitting. I just helped an eighty-year old woman put a thong on, and she didn't even buy it. — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
So what am I supposed to do, run him under some hot water and bang his head against a table? — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But what if… — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
Emma, this is your first Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Mommy's boobies? — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Michelle Pfeffer,Elizabeth Hurley, Dorothy Hamel? Honey you do know, she only spins like that on ice. — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
You know, Ben, when you were younger, you and I used to hang out all the time. I was your daddy's girlfriend. — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
You are so in style right now. You know, I work at Ralph Lauren and this season we have this whole equestrian thing going… — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
Clearly, you don't want people to see it. Now I don't want people to see it either, but you so badly don't want people… — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
Nodded off? Ross, you were snoring! My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks! — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my… — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
I can't believe Chip dumped me for that slut, Nancy Branson. You know, I'm taking him back. I don't care how much he begs. — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
