This movie will actually increase the sex life of parents everywhere because they can put this on, with the 45 minutes of extras and they've got almost two hours to do whatever they've got to do while the kids watch… — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
I had written in another draft a completely different kind of fight, but they said they couldn't afford to shoot it. They needed a fight scene, though, so I was told to put a fight scene in, but not the… — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star. — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
I couldn't do any of my other characters, you know? But I could have done the lady. Church Lady's Malibu Beach party is an… — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff. — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful… — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids. — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50. — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of… — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most… — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I was gone for… — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty. — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
