In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's continually retold in an accent too thick and… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“There's only one of him, she thought, and he's right here. He knows I'll like a song before I've heard it. He… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not… — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
“Don’t U want someone to complete you the way Mini-Me completed Dr. Evil? Someone who shares the same tastes in music food… — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
“Because you’re looking for something temporary. Something fun to play with.” I leaned even closer to deliver my punch line—the one that… — Laurelin Paige Copy Share Image
“Presidents, even when they get some things right, never cease to be punch lines, and it was telling that Nixon regarded his… — Nancy Gibbs; Michael Duffy Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing funny about war. Well, aside from this joke Orafoura told me: What did WWI say to WWII? I wish I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My grandpa was an amateur stand-up comic when I was growing up. ... He'd have me come up onstage with him to… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
How do you know you told a good punch line, a good joke? It's because they laugh. How do you know you've… — Katie Holmes Copy Share Image
You know that old joke about the guy who lives to be 104? The punch line goes something like 'If I knew… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
According to the media, trans women were subject to pain and punch lines. Instead of proclaiming that I was not a plot… — Janet Mock Copy Share Image
The Monica Lewinsky scandal was happening at the very time I was writing the West Wing pilot and it was hard, at… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house… — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
Micro humor is a joke that's contained in the writing: it's a punch line, it's a turn of phrase, it's something that… — Susanna Fogel Copy Share Image
I don't want to make compromises. I want my little silly jokes to be told with the correct punch line, and I'm… — Grant Hart Copy Share Image
It's lunch time, better yet it's crunch time. Pick up the blow put up your flow, and all your punch lines. Grab… — Killa Kyleon Copy Share Image
It always seems to someone outside the business that it is very difficult to write for a comedy show because it must… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
