I'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me there was never a lot of glamor involved in being a junkie, it was about trying to hide the puke… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
“F***, some people are so determined to be good that it makes me want to puke.” Bruno Hanson in In The Shadow… — Steen Langstrup Copy Share Image
If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Newsflash, you Heavenly puke; no children that come of the union with my mate will ever be handed over to you.” — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
Explain me to myself, you’ll make me choke on my lunch. Feel sympathy for me, I’ll puke monkey blood on your understated… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
It so happens that I'm so haphazardous. I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook and fuckin' cast the shit. — Earl Sweatshirt Copy Share Image
The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“That's tough, Joan," I said, picking up my book. "Because I don't like you. You make me puke, if you want to… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
I loved you so much once. I did. More than anything in the whole wide world. Imagine that. What a laugh that… — Raymond Carver Copy Share Image
It’s a Belgian beer, sweetie. Please tell me you’ve at least heard of it. (Blaine) Boy, I was born in Brussels and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping. And once you've got through the clown puke there's nothing but a… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
The realities of getting up in the morning with two children and being covered in spit-up and totally filthy make me excited… — Liv Tyler Copy Share Image
“Depressions are a lot like snowflakes – no two are exactly alike. Some people get drunk and puke up the badness into… — Lara M. Zeises Copy Share Image
“I jumped out of the way and Monique skidded across the floor like a drunk monkey on a skateboard and landed face-first… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“It is the great mass of mankind, the mob, the people, who create the permanently bad times. The world is only the… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
Zombies smell worse than anything you can imagine if you haven’t been hunting things on the dark side of the world. It’s… — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
I try to get my subconscious to puke out as much stuff as I can because I'm really not judging myself while… — Arca Copy Share Image
Angela had done a marvelous job, I tell you. The puke was everywhere except the toilet. The walls, the floor, the sinks… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
and they shook hands, hit each other on the shoulder, then there was forty feet of distance between them and nothing to… — Annie Proulx Copy Share Image
The person I love would never wear fur. Fur just makes me think of shallow women who have no conscience. The fur… — Gavin Rossdale Copy Share Image
[Bill] Clinton and Vernon Jordan were talking about "the kitty," the pussycat every other sentence. Vernon got Monica [Lewinsky] a gig somewhere… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“I saw the texts on Bethany's phone. I know you kidnapped her and I know she's in danger and I have no… — Lisa Roecker Copy Share Image
“Why? You want to know why? Step into a tanning booth and fry yourself for two or three days. After your skin… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
Fear sucks. Because you never know when it will attack. Sometimes it sneaks up behind you, giggling like your best girlfriend from… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
![“[Bill] Clinton and Vernon Jordan were talking about "the kitty," the pussycat every other sentence. Vernon got Monica [Lewinsky] a gig somewhere out of the White House, got her an offer for a gig somewhere. And then after Vernon left with Monica, here came Jesse Jackson to the White House for…” quote by Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fe/rush-limbaugh-28_bills_bill-clinton-and-vernon-jordan-were-talk_2120973.jpg)
