Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Contrary to what you think, not all preternatural beings hang out at the local Supernatural Pub looking for humans and dates. — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
In a proper pub everyone there is potentially, if not a lifelong friend, at least someone to lure into an argument about… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I delivered dartboards to pubs. That wasn't when I knew I wanted to be a poet, but it was when I knew… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
I like being able to go to a local pub and have great food and particularly love pubs that welcome my dogs. — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
I hate a macho sort who doesn't cry. They have to be a bit sensitive, don't they? They have to be a… — Emma Bunton Copy Share Image
Being around my local community, seeing how many pubs are closing down there, it hurts me. — Jimmy Bullard Copy Share Image
As I travelled around Australia, strangers in pubs, on airplanes, in beach parking lots would bring up Gina Rinehart, not knowing I… — William Finnegan Copy Share Image
What's fascinating is where they come from in the world. People in Bangladesh, a chap in a fire-base in Tikrit in Iraq.… — John Gimlette Copy Share Image
I met this wonderful guy who owned an old pub near the Eiffel Tower called Malone's (he's French but it's an Irish… — Regina Spektor Copy Share Image
England has the most sordid literary scene I've ever seen. They all meet in the same pub. This guy's writing a foreword… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Though it had no wide reputation, all manner of people frequented 'The Midnight Bell.' This was in its nature, of course, since… — Patrick Hamilton Copy Share Image
I love Tate Modern; there's such great style and shopping here. I love the galleries and the pubs out on the street,… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
Why can men no longer be best friends? This is so stupid. Today if you show two guys being best friends they… — Henry Cavill Copy Share Image
I hate solitude but I am afraid of intimacy. The substance of my life is a private conversation with myself and to… — Iris Murdoch Copy Share Image
And before long there will be no more milk in bottles delivered to the doorstep or sleepy rural pubs, and the countryside… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I think, as a comedian, the funniest you can be is with people you know, and [whom] you've known for years, in… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
We certainly noted that when given the opportunity, women handle money more efficiently. They have long term vision, they manage money more… — Muhammad Yunus Copy Share Image
I used to go into pubs and people would want to pick a fight with me. I would hear a group of… — Pat Cash Copy Share Image
A lot of my words come to me when I'm out and about as well, riding the bus or sat in the… — Danny Fox Copy Share Image
I think 26 is the turning point. I’ve got to make up for 10 years of living like a degenerate. I’ve suddenly… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people do have questions about life, 'What's the purpose of my life?', 'What's the meaning of my… — Nicky Gumbel Copy Share Image
“Equally arresting are British pub names. Other people are content to dub their drinking establishment with pedestrian names like Harry’s Bar and… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
When I got to L.A. I woke up and I was losing my voice because of the dry air. It was like,… — Hamilton Leithauser Copy Share Image
I get recognised by complete strangers in pubs, misrecognised by them and I dont have to work every weekend of my life… — Paul Sinha Copy Share Image
I played a lot of pubs, and some were a bit rougher than others, but once you got on, it was the… — Lewis Capaldi Copy Share Image
I know of no wars started by anyone to impose lack of religion on someone else. — Simon Hoggart Copy Share Image
There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I dread the day I leave [Doctor Who], because then I'll have to go back to writing bedrooms and offices and pubs.… — Russell T Davies Copy Share Image
Pubs create an environment for people to react, for families, friends to go and meet. — Jimmy Bullard Copy Share Image
Dublin was turning into Disneyland with super-pubs, a Purgatory open till five in the morning. — Joseph O'Connor Copy Share Image
Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format' — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs. — Neil Innes Copy Share Image
I found that golf saved me from going to the pub every day, so instead, I play golf with other unemployed actors.… — Phil Daniels Copy Share Image
in McAnally's pub and grill, there aren't any service people. According to Mac, if you can't get up and walk over to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
One of my beliefs is that there are certain institutions within a community which stand for the spirit and heart of that… — David Soul Copy Share Image
It's tough and it should be tough - it should never be easy to be given millions of pounds to make a… — Russell T Davies Copy Share Image
Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to… — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
John had Julian and I had Zak so we'd try to do the fatherly things. We'd try to do manly things too;… — Ringo Starr Copy Share Image
![“I think, as a comedian, the funniest you can be is with people you know, and [whom] you've known for years, in a pub. That's as funny as you get, and so the aim [while stand-up] is to get that funny on stage with 5,000 strangers, to get that funny in a room where people shouldn't be listening but…” quote by Ricky Gervais](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4a/ricky-gervais-851_aim_i-think-as-a-comedian-the-funniest-you-c_695433.png)
![“I think 26 is the turning point. I’ve got to make up for 10 years of living like a degenerate. I’ve suddenly become conscious of being unhealthy. You’ve spent every bit of free time since [the age of ] 15 in a pub. And suddenly you’re like, ‘Oh God, I don’t want to be this grey ghost sitting there…” quote by Robert Pattinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/80c/robert-pattinson-778_age_i-think-26-is-the-turning-point-i-ve-got_951958.jpg)
![“I dread the day I leave [Doctor Who], because then I'll have to go back to writing bedrooms and offices and pubs. And maybe a field, if I'm lucky.” quote by Russell T Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7dd/russell-t-davies-13415_bedroom_i-dread-the-day-i-leave-doctor-who-becau_2404747.jpg)
