Pubs Quotes

I don't go to pubs.

— Peter Capaldi

I love pubs and I love pub culture.

— Jodie Whittaker

In temple, in the pubs and in coffins all men are equal.

— Vikrant Parsai

Good puzzle would be cross Dublin without passing a pub.

— James Joyce

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!

— Bill Bailey

I was just an idiot with a guitar trying to play in pubs and clubs.

— Sam Ryder

More action packed than a Cardiff pub with Anne Robinson.

— Jonathan Ross

You meet a better class of person in pubs,

— Oliver Reed

I was in a vintage pub rock band called Clover in the 1970s.

— Huey Lewis

If You can play Your stuff in a pub, then You´re a good band.

— Paul McCartney

I miss the banter with friends and family, which more often than not takes place within the confines of a decent public…

— Chris Vance

A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us…

— Tommy Cooper

When's the last time you walked by a pub in Dublin and heard Irish music? When's the last time you ordered a…

— Michael Flatley

I was only a young whippersnapper at that point. I was in pubs playing Barry Manilow songs. I didn't know what to…

— Chesney Hawkes

Pub life was such a huge part of growing up for me, going to pubs and being around them. It made me…

— Rory O'Malley

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.

— J. P. Donleavy

I've worked in pubs for years and you get people challenging you. Challenging your masculinity.

— Carl Froch

In pubs across the land, the customers speak of little else but lunar nutation, especially since the moon is nutating at this…

— Tom Shields

A lot of pubs in London are now faceless, expensive yuppy bars. Not like when I was growing up. The pub used…

— Jason Flemyng

I'm not so much a rock star, d'ya know what I mean? I play Irish music. There's really no age when you…

— Shane MacGowan

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub;…

— Sally Phillips

As I travelled around Australia, strangers in pubs, on airplanes, in beach parking lots would bring up Gina Rinehart, not knowing I…

— William Finnegan

I met this wonderful guy who owned an old pub near the Eiffel Tower called Malone's (he's French but it's an Irish…

— Regina Spektor

What's fascinating is where they come from in the world. People in Bangladesh, a chap in a fire-base in Tikrit in Iraq.…

— John Gimlette

England has the most sordid literary scene I've ever seen. They all meet in the same pub. This guy's writing a foreword…

— William S. Burroughs

“Though it had no wide reputation, all manner of people frequented 'The Midnight Bell.' This was in its nature, of course, since…

— Patrick Hamilton

The British are so funny. It's like they can't believe I lived in Hackney. 'You could live in Bondi Beach. Why would…

— Rose Byrne

You find actually over the years that you get attributed with a lot of things you didn't do and you don't get…

— Peter Costello

It’s been a very old thing for people to gather together and laugh at stuff. The first comedian in America really was…

— Louis C. K

As I was getting interviewed by the Wall Street Journal, or some big pub guy, all I remember was that he went…

— Max Levchin

I was just burnt out. I didn't like the music business and I didn't like me. There's an element of falseness about…

— Rick Astley

I'm such a bookworm, and I'm such a people-watcher. It took the Internet a while to catch on in Ireland, because the…

— Patton Oswalt

The exceptions were two men a little ahead of them, standing just outside the Three Broomsticks. One was very tall and thin;…

— Anonymous

Spare a thought for the poor introverts among us. In a world of party animals and glad-handers, they're the ones who stand…

— Jeffrey Kluger

A lot of country pubs will receive Michelin stars

— Heston Blumenthal

Potter! There are hundreds of people thundering through my pub!

— Anonymous

Let's all go and be feminists in the pub.

— Caitlin Moran

I'd like to think...that people in pubs would talk about my poems

— Philip Larkin

Two Irishmen were passing a pub - well, it could happen.

— Frank Carson

Ignore the trade-pub narratives about how little success indies enjoy.

— Nathan Lowell