I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
The people on the QVC shopping channel convince me that life is worth living. They see the good in everything. People who go to counselling should actually go to a room with a QVC seller for half an hour and let them find the qualities within them. For example, they'd look at me and say, 'To anybody else this looks… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share
'Johnny' was a coping mechanism who could take those things which could have ordinarily destroyed me, by tweaking my past and throwing it back… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!' — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
There was always that thing with 'Johnny' - I always saw myself as his writer and PR. But when he got out there, I… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I am very proud of what 'Johnny' achieved in stand-up comedy because he believed entirely in giving an audience the best kick he could.… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
