Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a mans ethnicity when you know we've influenced nearly every facet of white America... from our music to our style of dress. Not to mention your… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a… — Cedric the Entertainer Copy Share Image
Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub MD's! — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2 grand I made and bought Lovita a real nice… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I'll be snapped up before the first lights out! — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
The D.C. sniper is the "Jackie Robinson" of crime! He broke into the crazy White leagues! — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
Shane, look over there! He cut a patch in the li'l boy head; got him lookin' like "101 Dalmatians." You ever heard a' that… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
We as comics do want an immediate response from the audience. It's really quiet on the set, and there are only the producers, and… — Cedric the Entertainer Copy Share Image
Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't talk straight in a barbershop, then where can we… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
