Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man I am. Youre just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of… — Anchorman Copy Share Image
Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love… — Anchorman Copy Share Image
What, you guys can't say one thing? Even the guy that can't think said something. You guys just stand there? Come on. -Wes Mantooth — Anchorman Copy Share Image
For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman Copy Share Image
No, she gets a special cologne Its called Sex Panther by Odeon. Its illegal in nine countries Yep, its made with bits of real… — Anchorman Copy Share Image
Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego. — Anchorman Copy Share Image
Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter? — Anchorman Copy Share Image
I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming! -Champ Kind — Anchorman Copy Share Image
Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron Burgundy: What?… — Anchorman Copy Share Image
Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman Copy Share Image
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman Copy Share Image
