I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability? -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2 Copy Share Image
If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2 Copy Share Image
I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay. -Champ Kind — Anchorman 2 Copy Share Image
You made one mistake today. You messed with somebody from San Diego. -Wes Mantooth — Anchorman 2 Copy Share Image
The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2 Copy Share Image
Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA! -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2 Copy Share Image
I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong. -Brick Tamland — Anchorman 2 Copy Share Image
