I am a professional comedian, a published novelist, and a general wit for hire. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I could never be a professional comedian, 'cause you have to keep telling the same jokes. For me, they're like word solos. — Robyn Hitchcock Copy Share Image
Nobody is a professional comedian for the first five, six years they're doing it. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
I'm not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That's just a little hobby. — David Rees Copy Share Image
Being a professional comedian is doing it right and good, when you don't feel like it. — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
After I became a professional comedian, I took to listening to Cash's classic hit 'Ring of Fire' before I went on stage.… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
I don't know how I've managed to reach the age of 45 as a professional comedian and not watched more 'Simpsons,' considering… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
“Although I hate to read publicly, I began to get addicted to speaking publicly. For a grandiose opportunist like myself, AA can… — Jeff Nichols Copy Share Image
Before I even knew what stand up was, I tried to make people laugh at school because that was how I made… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
