“I'm starting to think I'll probably never have a girlfriend, which would be okay too. On those few occasions when a girl has actually flirted with me, tipped her head sideways and laughed at some stupid remark, all it did… — Ellen Wittlinger Copy Share Image
sometimes people think they're above the laws the rest of us live by. they're blind to their own imperfections. — Ellen Wittlinger Copy Share Image
when there's an elephant in the room, you can't pretend it isn't there and just discuss the ants. — Ellen Wittlinger Copy Share Image
“bunny was a good soul and a strong believer but she would have been that way whether she went to church or not, wouldn't… — Ellen Wittlinger Copy Share Image
“I push my ice cream dish away. What's left in the bowl isn't cold and delicious anymore. Now it's just lukewarm, melted soup, because… — Ellen Wittlinger Copy Share Image
When people say they love you, you just have to decide to believe them, because you'll never know for sure. — Ellen Wittlinger Copy Share Image
“That's the great thing about movies, Hitch. The end is the end; everything is resolved one way or the other. You feel joyful or… — Ellen Wittlinger Copy Share Image
“It seems obvious to me that the more queer books there are in the wolrd, the more queer kids we reach with the message… — Ellen Wittlinger Copy Share Image
“She doesn't like obituaries. She says they're half bragging and half crying, and it's not a good combination" -Maisie” — Ellen Wittlinger Copy Share Image
“My name is Mike. Instantly forgettable. Unlike Heather. What a breathless little name that is.” — Ellen Wittlinger Copy Share Image
“All I meant was we all make choices in life. I don't think your mom made bad choices. It's just...if you make a left… — Ellen Wittlinger Copy Share Image
“I was only going to shoot you if he was in one band. And only if it had a name like Uncle Toejam's Acid… — Ellen Wittlinger Copy Share Image
Why is it that people don't know what to say when something bad has happened to someone they know? Maybe because they think there… — Ellen Wittlinger Copy Share Image
