Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts. — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of… — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never… — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid. — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for 'The Passion of the Christ'? I hate when the trailer gives away… — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
I just think that beautiful people don't have it as hard, you know? They just don't know what rejection's like. That's why super models… — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts. — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow. — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so… — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
People don't ask Andre Agassi, 'You know you're the No. 1 tennis player in the world... have you thought about polo?' — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way… — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
