I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet. — Mark Roberts Copy Share Image
It takes time to love someone properly, and in this business, you get very wary of people. — Mark Roberts Copy Share Image
I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh. Let's all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of… — Mark Roberts Copy Share Image
One of my favorites is 'The Sound of Music'. When Julie Andrews runs through the hills singing her head off, I always wish that… — Mark Roberts Copy Share Image
We'll do a crazy video of a great song that people can actually dance to. — Mark Roberts Copy Share Image
In England, there are so many TV commercials with nudity in them, and there are so many TV programs that show nudity on a… — Mark Roberts Copy Share Image
I'm making the statement that we should all live life and have a laugh. Nakedness is a thing where people take notice. If you… — Mark Roberts Copy Share Image
The third biggest comic people in America want to make a comic book out of me. It's unbelievable. — Mark Roberts Copy Share Image
