“Tell me, priest,' I ordered, 'or I'll cut you open right here, and your followers can try to pray you back together.” — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
“There was a Catholic priest and the Seventh Day Adventist minister sitting together on one flight. The priest ordered a Scotch and water. The minister said, "I'd rather commit adultery than drink." The priest looked up at me and said,… — Trudy Baker Copy Share Image
