But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I just pretended I was someone else until that someone else became me. — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
“I CLOSED MY EYES AND PRETENDED SHE WAS YOU. illutions- aprilynne pike” — Aprilynne Pike Copy Share Image
And Kingsley being Kingsley, he smiled as he pretended to pull the trigger. — Melissa de la Cruz Copy Share Image
If I pretended to be confident all the time, that would just be a lie. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
“We made up our own religions and pretended they came from outside us.” — Philip Wylie Copy Share Image
Kasem is a legend, a guy I used to listen to growing up. And not only listen to, but pretended to be. — Ryan Seacrest Copy Share Image
We pretended there was no problem with Agent Orange after Vietnam and later the Pentagon recanted, after untold suffering by veterans. — Jim McDermott Copy Share Image
I don't miss you. I miss the person that you pretended to be, so don't get it twisted. F**k you very much. — Pryncez_Nika Copy Share Image
I was getting so badly bullied, but I pretended none of it was bothering me. — Aimee Lou Wood Copy Share Image
For a while we pretended that we didn't have to end it, but we knew we had to say goodbye. — Ream Copy Share Image
I'd be lying if I didn't say I pretended to be Carrie Bradshaw while I wrote from my apartment. — Andi Dorfman Copy Share Image
Call me the girl that YOU PRETENDED to love. Call me the girl you NEVER loved. Call me the girl you all… — Ceejean Loot Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
Friendship was another illusion like love, though it did not reach the same mad heights. People pretended that they were friends, when… — R.K. Narayan Copy Share Image
I was a fan of the Marx Brothers. One of them had this character where he pretended not to be able to… — Nile Rodgers Copy Share Image
So my friend's little brother pretended he was Superman, and I whispered to my friend that it was too imaginative. His brother… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gough never pretended to perfection or to sainthood - well, hardly ever. Although when he set off the metal detector at airport… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
What happened is, when I was doing 'Taxi,' the last year, we did this thing where we had on top hats and… — Tony Danza Copy Share Image
Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped.… — Andy Dick Copy Share Image
But witchy magic doesn’t listen to please and pretty please, and anyway, I didn’t really care. I only pretended to care because… — Franny Billingsley Copy Share Image
This kind of prelude was succeeded by the concerto itself which he executed with a degree of spirit and firmness that no… — John Hawkins Copy Share Image
There's the 7-year-old me that pretended to be Wonder Woman running around the schoolyard. Like, what an incredible thing to imagine that… — Patty Jenkins Copy Share Image
“I pretended not to notice him. Not because I had anything against him, but because my heart and my trust were in… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
“You want to play the winner?” I called out to Ivy, lounging on a chair with her back to the wall as… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“This isn’t some romance novel or sappy movie. This is real life. We like you and we want you to like us.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people in Vancouver do recognize me, they hide it. I went to a store near my home and I know they're… — Grace Park Copy Share Image
Who am I?” he whispered. “For years I pretended I was other than I was, and then I gloried that I might… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
At school I pretended I had a normal life, but I felt lonely all the time and different from everyone else. I… — Joyce Meyer Copy Share Image
When it comes to romance, I believe in keeping it simple. With my last girlfriend, we were on our way to our… — Justin Chon Copy Share Image
I am so mad at myself. I feel like I hate myself instead of hating you and I don't know if that's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You don't know the difference between truth and make-believe. You never stop acting. It's second nature to you. You act when there's… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I was a shy kid with a broom handle that I pretended was a microphone. — Patti LaBelle Copy Share Image
“I pretended to be an open book, but I was closed off and conceited.” — Coco J. Ginger Copy Share Image
