“He was also one of the twelve Presidents of the United States to own slaves, which is a larger figure than the number of Presidents who had beards.” — Jarett Kobek Copy Share Image
“The most uninteresting thing in the world is watching narcissists fuck each other.” — Jarett Kobek Copy Share Image
“A LITTLE BIT before Adeline made her unforgivable mistake, a billionaire named Sheryl Sandberg wrote a book called Lean In: Women, Work, and the… — Jarett Kobek Copy Share Image
“Wars were giant parties for the ruling elites, who sometimes thought it might be great fun to make the poor kill each other.” — Jarett Kobek Copy Share Image
“People came in search of alcohol and food and the illusion that if you combined alcohol and food, they added up to meaning.” — Jarett Kobek Copy Share Image
“He was also one of the twelve Presidents of the United States to own slaves, which is a larger figure than the number of… — Jarett Kobek Copy Share Image
“Darling, what I wouldn't give for some friends as wild and maniacal as dear sweet Edward Snowden.” — Jarett Kobek Copy Share Image
“The only effect of the words of powerless people on the Internet was to inflict misery on other powerless people.” — Jarett Kobek Copy Share Image
