So I decided to look into presidential candidate Rick Santorum so I googled — Sir Eddy Cook Copy Share Image
I'm not sure Lincoln would fare well if he were a presidential candidate today. — David Herbert Donald Copy Share Image
Obama a ‘light-skinned’ African-American ‘with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one. — Harry Reid Copy Share Image
Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through! — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I may be the only person, the only presidential candidate who never carried the state in which he was born. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I try to avoid saying anything positive about any presidential candidate for fear that if I actually like them then I will… — Jack Abramoff Copy Share Image
Every four years since 1988, I have voted for the Republican presidential candidate. — Max Boot Copy Share Image
In my lifetime, we have lost a President, a Civil Rights leader and a Presidential candidate - all to gun violence. — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
Political discourse has become so rotten that it's no longer possible to tell the stench of one presidential candidate from the stink… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“One beautiful summer evening, Jimmy and Jane Buffett hosted a concert for us at their home in the Hamptons on Long Island.… — Hillary Rodham Clinton Copy Share Image
A presidential candidate changing churches is hardly unusual. Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, and Rand Paul have all aligned themselves with different faiths… — Michelle Dean Copy Share Image
I hate the word surrogate, because what does that mean? Like when people talk about I'm my father's confident, at one point,… — Ivanka Trump Copy Share Image
Remember, the first presidential candidate to reject public financing for both the primary and general election was... Barack Obama, in 2008. He… — Jeff Greenfield Copy Share Image
“At the age of 25 most people were finished. A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
When you have a 12-minute debate over whether lipstick on a pig refers to a demeaning comment about the vice presidential candidate,… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
Ford O'Connell, the guy in the sound bite we just played, he's the guy who said that nominating a conservative presidential candidate… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
During a recent event at a restaurant called Tommy's Country Ham House in South Carolina, presidential candidate Ben Carson delivered a speech… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I believe that if the entire voting population of the United States could be taken in small groups on a personally conducted… — Elmer Davis Copy Share Image
The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
After starting a blood feud with Fox News, something no Republican presidential candidate has dared to do before, [Donald] Trump seems to… — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
Flint is a city of a hundred thousand that was having a rough go of it even before its water was poisoned… — Tamara Keith Copy Share Image
Spiritually, I understand that Trump is an innocent child of God. And before he was a Presidential candidate, I found him to… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
It's extraordinary to me - you cannot name a presidential candidate in history who has singlehandedly, through bad trade deals, destroyed more… — Peter Navarro Copy Share Image
Star Wars may be kind of a cartoon, but the original trilogy depicts a political paralysis which breeds an interest in a… — Cass Sunstein Copy Share Image
You have Hillary Clinton who has called black teens or black kids super predators, you have Donald Trump who's openly racist. We… — Colin Kaepernick Copy Share Image
“A Rationale for Violence At first, I thought I was merely witnessing the shocked aftermath of a shocking election. The Left did… — Dinesh D'Souza Copy Share Image
“In fact, up close, Trump was not the bombastic and pugilistic man who had stirred rabid crowds on the campaign trail. He… — Michael Wolff Copy Share Image
“I don’t think my father’s issue was with my mother in particular. He just didn’t like women. He thought they were stupid,… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“I wish it were different. I wish that we privileged knowledge in politicians, that the ones who know things didn't have to… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
“In the end, Buchanan was one of the paleocons to back Trump and many of those who formerly loathed most of what… — Angela Nagle Copy Share Image
“When presidential candidate Barack Obama presented himself to the black community, he was not to be believed. It strained credulity to think… — Ta-Nehisi Coates Copy Share Image
“According again to Harvard’s Shorenstein Center, discussion of public policy accounted for just 10 percent of all campaign news coverage in the… — Hillary Rodham Clinton Copy Share Image
“Of course you would, Mitt," Reagan said. "Well, I’m glad we understand each other, and I think your father would be proud… — John Barnes Copy Share Image
Every now and then, a presidential candidate surprises us with a truly human and honest moment. — Ron Fournier Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton's legacy on job creation should be assailed by none and admired by every presidential candidate who hopes to do the… — David Brock Copy Share Image
If the party of Lincoln wishes to become the party of intolerance, selecting Trump to be its presidential candidate is a good… — Peter Bergen Copy Share Image