“When Uncle W. G. held out his hand to take my money, I dropped the dead mouse in his hand.” — Earl B. Russell Copy Share Image
I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it. — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
We need radical curiosity and reverent pranks, voracious listening and ferocious thanks. — Rob Brezsny Copy Share Image
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I just love pranks, man. They're great. I don't understand why people don't do 'em more often. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays. — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
You know, Roland and I were just talking about how we don't have any pyromaniac friends. And everyone knows you need a… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
It was funny to be an emcee, because you're so at the mercy of the club. You can show up for the… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
When I was in school I used to prank my teachers all the time. But I was really, really nice. I love… — Chrisette Michele Copy Share Image
I came to New York and started doing stand-up and improv, and started auditioning for commercials and voiceovers and stuff. My first… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I… — J. J. Abrams Copy Share Image
I used to do pranks in college. I'd fill a trash can with water, lean it on my friends' doors, knock on… — Patrick Chung Copy Share Image
I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe, and the guys… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
The Pleading of the Summer - That other Prank - of Snow - That Cushions Mystery with Tulle, For fear the Squirrels… — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
Blest be that spot, where cheerful guests retire To pause from toil, and trim their evening fire; Blest that abode, where want… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
“I had authority issues. In my defense, my math teacher had it coming. She’d made me write one hundred on the black… — Kate Evangelista Copy Share Image
“Love is sublime, truly, a precious gift. But also, alas, one of God's little pranks. It's naive of you to confuse love… — Wil McCarthy Copy Share Image
You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two.… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Dancing, is, for the most part, attended with many amorous smiles, wanton compliments, unchaste kisses, scurrilous songs and sonnets, effeminate music, lust… — William Prynne Copy Share Image
There's a difference between a caper and a prank. A prank is like playing Ding-Dong-Ditch, you know, you ring the doorbell and… — Bob Goff Copy Share Image
Whenever I read stories of people doing huge pranks on set, all I think is, 'These people have too much time on… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Think about it. These guys have far more reasons to pull a prank on Doug than they do me. I kind of… — Robin Jones Gunn Copy Share Image
Especially working with Adam Brody, he's just so funny in every day life. Working with him is a lot of fun. We… — Rachel Bilson Copy Share Image
Ye Hypocrites, are these your pranks To murder men and gie God thanks Desist for shame, proceed no further God won't accept… — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular… — Jensen Ackles Copy Share Image
The world of Ultimate Spider-Man is funny. I can't imagine a live-action film where he's Principal Coulson and dealing with some of… — Clark Gregg Copy Share Image
I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I like that we don't have to come out the first 10 minutes and score, you know, with joke, joke, joke. We… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
I'm the type of person that likes to give people a hard time, and I enjoy doing little pranks. If I see… — The Miz Copy Share Image
“Avenia thinks they're battling a king. I doubt they're prepared to fight a boy who thinks childish pranks are practical strategies for… — Jennifer A. Nielsen Copy Share Image
Levity is the lubricant of a crisis. We resort to jokes, pranks and good natured kidding to relieve tension, stress and boredom. — Wally Schirra Copy Share Image
My first job. I got fired from this MTV prank show, or I didn't make the cut of what ended up being,… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I've always been a jokester. The things I got in trouble for, when I was little, was always about making a joke… — Will Smith Copy Share Image
He doesn't need my help coming up with pranks. He's got too many ideas of his own. - Daja referring to Briar… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, I know that I make my living by dressing up, fooling around, playing pranks and giving… — Cyrus Broacha Copy Share Image
Halloween's eve is also known as mischief night. Kids are supposed go around playing pranks tonight. That's great, just what teenagers need… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I too was naughty as a child & played pranks. The child within us has to be kept alive because that child… — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
We're barely a prank show, in my opinion. We don't consider it that, we don't call our stuff pranks. The challenges that… — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
