“I felt as though I were in the presence of one of God's more complicated pranks.” — Charles Baxter Copy Share Image
If wit is the most sophisticated form of humor, pranks are the most juvenile. — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
I was talking and playing pranks and skipping school, failing pretty much every class I took. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
It's not like I grew up playing pranks on people, and I was not that girl in school. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Robin Goodfellow, for all his pranks and mischief, was the sweetest, most noble person I'd ever known, and I'd missed him terribly. — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
What’s the best part of being in Hermes cabin? Connor: You are never lonely. I mean seriously, new kids are always coming… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I guess when I was a kid I wasn't the type of person playing a lot of pranks. I was the type… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I was always hanging out with the older kids, and a lot of times, the kids that graduated… — Tristan Wilds Copy Share Image
Blest be those feasts, with simple plenty crowned, Where all the ruddy family around Laugh at the jests or pranks that never… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle,… — James Brolin Copy Share Image
Being unemployed affords me plenty of time to devise treacherous April Fool's pranks on the people who made me unemployed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very… — Jensen Ackles Copy Share Image
I got a alot of forigenier at my school so alot knowns different language. One of my teacher is one she Korean… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
For about 30 years, Halloween was taken over by pranksters. By the '30s, pranks were causing cities millions of dollars of damage.… — Lisa Morton Copy Share Image
Reading Don Quixote can be compared to an indefinite visit from your most impossible senior relative, with all his pranks, dirty habits,… — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
When it's all over I won't miss the bruises he gave me to impress girls, or the occasional scar which will give… — Skandar Keynes Copy Share Image
Mac [Barnett] and I prank each other during our presentation. We show baby pictures of each other looking completely ridiculous. I can't… — Jory John Copy Share Image
Looking at the elementary schoolers in their colorful T-shirts from various day camps, Percy felt a twinge of sadness. He should be… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The mob is man voluntarily descending to the nature of the beast. Its fit hour of activity is night. Its actions are… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Ghosts Take shape under moonlight, materialize in dreams. Shadows. Silhouettes of what is no more. But ghosts don't bother me. The day… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
If I could've picked a birthday it would've been on Halloween. Yeah, it's always been my favorite holiday. Not because it was… — Frank Iero Copy Share Image
“If you were trying to startle us half to death, you succeeded,” she told him as she closed the distance between them.… — Lindsey Brookes Copy Share Image
One of the first TV shows that I did was this prank show. And we did a prank where we took a… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
I could hear hopefulness in her voice, but also doubt. She was waiting for me to admit the obvious: I'd forgotten. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Of course our school life was not free from pranks. The property of the townspeople was moved to strange places in the… — Calvin Coolidge Copy Share Image
You punk asshole. What was this? A game for you? This is my life’s work you just annihilated and for what? Shits… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“when he found her, upstairs in the hall outside her bedchamber, her hair had gone white. As, it seemed, had the rest… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
![“I got a alot of forigenier at my school so alot knowns different language. One of my teacher is one she Korean or something ,so the class started asked her to say stuff for them [she a nice teacher] I wrote out THis is a fact ;Monkeys rule ,but Michael is awesome and got her to say it and finish…” quote by MrCountry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e5/mrcountry-5018_humor_i-got-a-alot-of-forigenier-at-my-school_2649300.jpg)
![“Mac [Barnett] and I prank each other during our presentation. We show baby pictures of each other looking completely ridiculous. I can't believe the frilly shirt that I'm in, and Mac's wearing a sailor suit and playing a toy piano. That's a perfect example of a good prank, where we have three…” quote by Jory John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/afb/jory-john-60334_assembly_mac-barnett-and-i-prank-each-other-durin_50495.jpg)
