I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe, and the guys don't go to the papers and tell them what I've done. — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck,… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
I never refused an autograph, never refused to buy someone a drink. Now I'm learning to say I've got other things on, instead of… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
I would do those 2 years over and over again for the rest of my life — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
I like to help create team spirit in the dressing room. I feel that I've got loads of love to give. — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what my real dream is. I mean my absolute number one dream that will mean I die a happy man if… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
What is the world coming to when you get a red card and get fined two weeks' wages for calling a grown man a… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
I've learnt and I just want to be respected for what I've achieved on the pitch. I know I haven't achieved much off it… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
I am going to continue and bring this club forward. I am Paul Gascoigne the footballer. — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good,… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
I'll tell you the truth; I had a double brandy before the game but, before, it used to be four bottles of whisky. Not… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
